Freebsd Fortunes 3

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening.
See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
                -- Mark Twain

clairvoyant, n.:
        A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who
aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy.
                -- Samuel Johnson

Clarke's Conclusion:
        Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.

Class, that's the only thing that counts in life.  Class.
Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead.
                -- "Bugsy" Siegel

Class: when they're running you out of town, to look like you're
leading the parade.
                -- Bill Battie

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
                -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"

Clay's Conclusion:
        Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
the walk before it stops snowing.
                -- Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all.  After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse.
                -- Quentin Crisp