Freebsd Fortunes 3

Cohn's Law:
        The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
        time you have to do anything.  Stability is achieved when you spend
        all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

COLD:
        When the politicians walk around
        with their hands in their own pockets.

Cold hands, no gloves.

Cole's Law:
        Thinly sliced cabbage.

COLLABORATION:
        A literary partnership based on the false
        assumption that the other fellow can spell.

COLLEGE:
        The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.

College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the
faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if
the trustees played.  There would be a great increase in broken arms,
legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the
loss to humanity.
                -- H.L. Mencken

COLORADO:
        Where they don't buy M & M's, 'cause they're so hard to peel.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.