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Crenna's Law of Political Accountability:
        If you are the first to know about something bad,
        you are going to be held responsible for acting on it,
        regardless of your formal duties.

Crime does not pay... as well as politics.
                -- A.E. Neuman

CRITIC:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please
        because nobody tries to please him.

critic, n.:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
        to please him.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
                -- Zeuxis

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've
seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
                -- Brendan Behan

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
                -- Socrates' last words

Croll's Query:
        If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Cropp's Law:
        The amount of work done varies inversely
        with the time spent in the office.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
                -- Madonna