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critic, n.:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
        to please him.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
                -- Zeuxis

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've
seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
                -- Brendan Behan

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
                -- Socrates' last words

Croll's Query:
        If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Cropp's Law:
        The amount of work done varies inversely
        with the time spent in the office.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
                -- Madonna

Cruickshank's Law of Committees:
        If a committee is allowed to discuss a bad idea long enough, it
        will inevitably decide to implement the idea simply because so
        much work has already been done on it.

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