Freebsd Fortunes 3

Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
                -- Zeuxis

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've
seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
                -- Brendan Behan

Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
                -- Socrates' last words

Croll's Query:
        If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Cropp's Law:
        The amount of work done varies inversely
        with the time spent in the office.

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
                -- Madonna

Cruickshank's Law of Committees:
        If a committee is allowed to discuss a bad idea long enough, it
        will inevitably decide to implement the idea simply because so
        much work has already been done on it.

Crusade for Cthulhu!  It Found ME!

Crush!  Kill!  Destroy!

Cthulhu Cthucks!