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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've
seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
-- Brendan Behan
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 839 of 2182 |
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt?
-- Socrates' last words
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 840 of 2182 |
Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 841 of 2182 |
Cropp's Law:
The amount of work done varies inversely
with the time spent in the office.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 842 of 2182 |
Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them.
-- Madonna
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 843 of 2182 |
Cruickshank's Law of Committees:
If a committee is allowed to discuss a bad idea long enough, it
will inevitably decide to implement the idea simply because so
much work has already been done on it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 844 of 2182 |
Crusade for Cthulhu! It Found ME!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 845 of 2182 |
Crush! Kill! Destroy!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 846 of 2182 |
Cthulhu Cthucks!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 847 of 2182 |
Cthulhu for President!
(If you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils.)
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