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Dear Ms. Postnews:
        I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.  What
        should I do?
                -- Eager Beaver

Dear Eager:
        No problem, just post your message to a group that a lot of people
read.  Say, "This is for John Smith.  I couldn't get mail through so I'm
posting it.  All others please ignore."
        This way tens of thousands of people will spend a few seconds scanning
over and ignoring your article, using up over 16 man-hours their collective
time, but you will be saved the terrible trouble of checking through usenet
maps or looking for alternate routes.  Just think, if you couldn't distribute
your message to 9000 other computers, you might actually have to (gasp) call
directory assistance for 60 cents, or even phone the person.  This can cost
as much as a few DOLLARS (!) for a 5 minute call!
        And certainly it's better to spend 10 to 20 dollars of other people's
money distributing the message than for you to have to waste $9 on an overnight
letter, or even 25 cents on a stamp!
        Don't forget.  The world will end if your message doesn't get through,
so post it as many places as you can.
                -- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  899 of 2182

Dear Sir,
        I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
to the office,  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public
places.  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers
being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn will cause massive un-
employment in the already severely depressed agricultural industry.
        Yours faithfully,
        Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J.P.
        Sevenoaks
                -- Letters To The Editor, The Times of London
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  900 of 2182

DEATH:
        To stop sinning suddenly.
                -- Elbert Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  901 of 2182

Death before dishonor.
But neither before breakfast.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  902 of 2182

Death comes on every passing breeze,
He lurks in every flower;
Each season has its own disease,
Its peril -- every hour.
                -- Reginald Heber
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  903 of 2182

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  904 of 2182

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort
of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  905 of 2182

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  906 of 2182

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  907 of 2182

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
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