Freebsd Fortunes 3

Dear Sir,
        I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or
to the office,  We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public
places.  They are a disgusting Americanism, and can only result in the farmers
being forced to grow smaller potatoes, which in turn will cause massive un-
employment in the already severely depressed agricultural industry.
        Yours faithfully,
        Capt. Quinton D'Arcy, J.P.
        Sevenoaks
                -- Letters To The Editor, The Times of London

DEATH:
        To stop sinning suddenly.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

Death before dishonor.
But neither before breakfast.

Death comes on every passing breeze,
He lurks in every flower;
Each season has its own disease,
Its peril -- every hour.
                -- Reginald Heber

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort
of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.