Freebsd Fortunes 3

Death has been proven to be 99% fatal in laboratory rats.

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort
of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.

Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death rays don't kill people, people kill people!!

DEATH WISH:
        The only wish that always comes true, whether or not one wishes it to.

Debug is human, de-fix divine.