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Custer committed Siouxicide.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 854 of 2182 |
Cut a man's hand when you fight him. He'll freeze, fascinated by the sight
of his own blood. That's when you stick him in the throat.
-- Gerry Youghkins
If you look rather casual with the knife when you flick it open, people
don't like it.
-- Gerry Youghkins
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 855 of 2182 |
Cutler Webster's Law:
There are two sides to every argument, unless a person
is personally involved, in which case there is only one.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 856 of 2182 |
Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
-- Johnny Hart
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CYNIC:
Experienced.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 858 of 2182 |
CYNIC:
One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 859 of 2182 |
Cynic, n:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are,
not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the
Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 860 of 2182 |
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why
several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Jack Handey
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DALLAS:
The city that chose Astroturf to
keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 862 of 2182 |
Dallas still lives. God MUST be dead.
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