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hand, n:
A singular instrument worn at the end of a human
arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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Handel's Proverb:
You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!
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handshaking protocol, n:
A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initiate a
terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.
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Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
-- Pink Floyd
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hangover, n:
The wrath of grapes.
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Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice
that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day,
but always too many days before Saturday.
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Hanson's Treatment of Time:
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days
before Saturday.
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Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
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happiness, adv:
An agreeable sensation arising
from contemplating the misery of another.
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