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Famous last words:
1: Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
2: Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
3: What happens if you touch these two wires tog...
4: We won't need reservations.
5: It's always sunny there this time of the year.
6: Don't worry, it's not loaded.
7: They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
8: Don't worry! Women love it!
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1508 of 2182 |
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have
forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1509 of 2182 |
"Fantasies are free."
"NO!! NO!! It's the thought police!!!!"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1510 of 2182 |
Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the
former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.
Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and
reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days, spirits
were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women
and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures
from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty
deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus
was the Empire forged.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1511 of 2182 |
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1512 of 2182 |
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western
Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this
at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly
insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are
so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty
neat idea.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1513 of 2182 |
Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1514 of 2182 |
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter
it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1515 of 2182 |
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
-- Victor Hugo
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1516 of 2182 |
Fast, cheap, good: pick two.
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