Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 1, 2007

"Now is the time for all good men to come to." ...
"Now is the time for all good men to come to." -- Walt Kelly

God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much...
God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S...
186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.

I gave my love an Apple, that had no core; I gave my love...
I gave my love an Apple, that had no core; I gave my love a building, that had no floor; I wrote my love a program, that had no end; I gave my love an upgrade, with no cryin'. How can there be an Apple, that has no core? How can there be a building,...

I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I...
I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today. Don't go 'round tonight, It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. -- J. C. Fogerty, "Bad Moon Rising"

I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor...
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye, I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh. Bernoulli would have been content to die Had he but known such a-squared cos 2(phi)! -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud...
I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear, I told them, "This is what I wish." I went and shouted in his ear. The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud, They sent an answer back...

I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind --...
I sent a message to another time, But as the days unwind -- this I just can't believe, I sent a message to another plane, Maybe it's all a game -- but this I just can't conceive. ... I met someone who looks at lot like you, She does the things you do,...

I shot a query into the net. I haven't got an answer yet, ...
I shot a query into the net. I haven't got an answer yet, A posted message called me rotten But seven people gave me hell For ignoring mail I'd never gotten; And said I ought to learn to spell; An angry message asked me, Please ...

I stood on the leading edge, The eastern seaboard at...
I stood on the leading edge, The eastern seaboard at my feet. "Jump!" said Yoko Ono I'm too scared and good-looking, I cried. Go on and give it a try, Why prolong the agony, all men must die. -- Roger Waters, "The Pros...

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"