Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 19, 2007

A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.
A man without a woman is like a fish without gills.

Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.

Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown? ...
Where's the man could ease a heart like a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"

That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is,...
That, that is, is. That, that is not, is not. That, that is, is not that, that is not. That, that is not, is not that, that is.