Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 10, 2007

My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent...
My friends, I am here to tell you of the wonderous continent known as Africa. Well we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 31. We were 15 days on the water, and 3 on the boat when we finally arrived in Africa. Upon our arrival...

It's better to burn out than it is to rust.
It's better to burn out than it is to rust.

USENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor...
USENET would be a better laboratory is there were more labor and less oratory. -- Elizabeth Haley

Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with...
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD...
So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2 SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star...
Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. -- W. Clement Stone