Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 2, 2007

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. --...
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. -- Oscar Wilde

Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more...
Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them to do it.

A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose...
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers. Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct...

God is real, unless declared integer.
God is real, unless declared integer.

Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin'...
Oh, yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone. -- John Cougar, "Jack and Diane"