Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 16, 2007

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know. A woman is fine, And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once.
Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers...
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV