Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 14, 2007

If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?

There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God...
There was a young royal marine, Who tried to fart "God Save the Queen". When he reached the soprano Out came only guano And his britches weren't fit to be seen.

There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to...
There was a young sailor from Brighton, Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one." She replied, "'Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole; There's plenty of room in the right one."

Truly simple systems... require infinite testing...
Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine

Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning...
Kime's Law for the Reward of Meekness: Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.

-- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore. --...
-- The writing implement is more potent than the claymore. -- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. -- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there...

Every solution breeds new problems.
Every solution breeds new problems.

I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I...
I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today. Don't go 'round tonight, It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. -- J. C. Fogerty, "Bad Moon Rising"