Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 24, 2007

"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have...
"The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too...
The chief danger in life is that you may take too may precautions. -- Alfred Adler

Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk a cracked and broken...
Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"