Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 30, 2007

God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much...
God is not dead. He is alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes...
If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things I would take seriously. I would be crazier. I would climb more...

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

All I need to have a good time, Is a reefer, a woman and...
All I need to have a good time, Is a reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine. With those three things I don't need no sunshine, A reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine. All I want is to never grow old, I want to wash in a bathtub of gold. I want 97 kilos...

All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing...
All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing old, They're all staying home on the weekend, They're all doing what they're told.