Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday March 17, 2007

I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house...
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wright

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining; Cobol's wordy...
K: Cobalt's metal, hard and shining; Cobol's wordy and confining; KOBOLDS topple when you strike them; Don't feel bad, it's hard to like them. -- The Roguelet's ABC