Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 8, 2007

A Severe Strain on the Credulity As a method of sending...
A Severe Strain on the Credulity As a method of sending a missile to the higher, and even to the highest parts of the earth's atmospheric envelope, Professor Goddard's rocket is a practicable and therefore promising device. It is when one considers...

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient...
What one fool can do, another can. -- Ancient Simian Proverb

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young...
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young. -- Jim Samuels to a heckler Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin to a heckler When your IQ rises to 28, sell. -- Professor Irwin...

Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to...
Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to be seen at the opera with a man than at mass with a woman. -- De Maintenon