Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 11, 2012

I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius...
I love treason but hate a traitor. -- Gaius Julius Caesar

[I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in...
[I plan] to see, hear, touch, and destroy everything in my path, including beets, rutabagas, and most random vegetables, but excluding yams, as I am absolutely terrified of yams... Actually, I think my fear of yams began in my early youth, when...