Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 1, 2012

"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends...
"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." ...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their...
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know"

A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with...
A hearty young fellow named Yost Once had an affair with a ghost. At the height of the spasm The poor ectoplasm Cried, "Goodie, I feel it... almost."

Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.

Love tells us many things that are not so. --...
Love tells us many things that are not so. -- Krainian Proverb