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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 9, 2012


A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind...
A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind. He got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the end, he went blind.)

"Because he's a character who's looking for his...
"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is] an interesting role for an actor." -- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"

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