Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 24, 2012

There once was an Arpanet freak, Who better response-time...
There once was an Arpanet freak, Who better response-time did seek. He searched coast to coast, For a reliable host, Whose logger took less than a week.

Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is...
Have you seen the latest Japanese camera? Apparently it is so fast it can photograph an American with his mouth shut!

We are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry...
We are stronger than our skin of flesh and metal, for we carry and share a spectrum of suns and lands that lends us legends as we craft our immortality and interweave our destinies of water and air, leaving shadows that gather color of their own, until...