Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 26, 2012

I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart...
I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just for a moment.

There was a young girl from St. Paul Who went to a newspaper...
There was a young girl from St. Paul Who went to a newspaper ball. Her dress caught on fire And burnt her entire Front page and sport section and all.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!