Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 2, 2012

A pious young lady named Finnegan Would caution her friend,...
A pious young lady named Finnegan Would caution her friend, "Well, you're in again; So time it aright, Make it last through the night, For I certainly don't want to sin again!"

How do they know no two snowflakes are alike.
How do they know no two snowflakes are alike.

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...