Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday December 21, 2012

There was a young girl named O'Clare Whose body was covered...
There was a young girl named O'Clare Whose body was covered with hair. It was really quite fun To probe with one's gun, For her quimmy might be anywhere.

"People should have access to the data which you have...
"People should have access to the data which you have about them. There should be a process for them to challenge any inaccuracies." -- Arthur Miller

Walters' Rule: All airline flights depart from...
Walters' Rule: All airline flights depart from the gates most distant from the center of the terminal. Nobody ever had a reservation on a plane that left Gate 1.