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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 18, 2012


A good reputation is more valuable than money...
A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus

There was a young fellow named Pell Who didn't like cunt very...
There was a young fellow named Pell Who didn't like cunt very well. He would finger or fuck one, But never would suck one-- He just couldn't get used to the smell.

C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!
C Code. C Code Run. Run, Code, RUN! PLEASE!!!!

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