Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 5, 2012

There was a young lady named Grace Who would not take a prick...
There was a young lady named Grace Who would not take a prick in her "place." Though she'd kiss it and suck it, She never would fuck it-- She just couldn't relax face-to-face.

A list is only as strong as its weakest link...
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. -- Don Knuth

According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant...
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.

Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill...
Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways and it was always snowing.

It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.
It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.

It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness...
It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.