Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday December 6, 2012

You cannot choose your battlefield, the gods do that...
You cannot choose your battlefield, the gods do that for you. But you can plant a standard where a standard never flew. -- Nathalia Crane

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...