Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 15, 2012

The Feynman Problem-Solving Algorithm: (1) write down...
The Feynman Problem-Solving Algorithm: (1) write down the problem. (2) think very hard. (3) write down the answer. -- Murray Gell-Mann

There was a young laundress named Wrangle Whose tits tilted...
There was a young laundress named Wrangle Whose tits tilted up at an angle. "They may tickle my chin," She said with a grin, "But at least they keep out of the mangle."

History proves nothing.
History proves nothing.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to...

I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!

If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes...
If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax, I would limber up, I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things I would take seriously. I would be crazier. I would climb more...