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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 27, 2012


Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light. Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

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