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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 18, 2012


If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?

I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if...
I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk! But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do... I will not fall down! But if I do... I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G.K...
Coincidences are spiritual puns. -- G.K. Chesterton

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