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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday March 28, 2012


Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.

Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Be cautious in your daily affairs.

Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep,...
Be cheerful while you are alive. -- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.

Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get...
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so get used to it.

Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...

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