Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 16, 2012

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than...
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.

Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with...
Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.

Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith...
Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. -- Paul Tillich, German theologian.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master...
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate and captain of your soul.