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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 9, 2012


Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of...
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. -- Mark Twain

It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have...
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. -- Mark Twain

Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when...
Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't understand his own meaning. -- George D. Prentice

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice...
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Shakespeare

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