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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 11, 2014


Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning...
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"

Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon...
Prizes are for children. -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the Pulitzer prize

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