Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday March 16, 2014

A new dramatist of the absurd Has a voice that will shortly...
A new dramatist of the absurd Has a voice that will shortly be heard. I learn from my spies He's about to devise An unprintable three-letter word.

There was a young girl from Siam Who said to her boyfriend...
There was a young girl from Siam Who said to her boyfriend Priam, "To seduce me, of course, You'll have to use force, And thank goodness you're stronger than I am.

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.