| Humor: Monday March 17, 2014 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 17, 2014Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
Indecision is the true basis for flexibility. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long... There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it." There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual... There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling. Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ... Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell) ^How did the^sex change operation go? (C shell) "How would you rate BSD vs. System V? %blow ... Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll... Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll get it bad. Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 17, 2014
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