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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 17, 2014


Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: ...
Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands! Try: [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? (C shell) ^How did the^sex change operation go? (C shell) "How would you rate BSD vs. System V? %blow ...

Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll...
Savage's Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you'll get it bad.

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