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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 27, 2014


There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.
There is no statute of limitations on stupidity.

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you...
There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.

There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier...
There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.

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