Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 6, 2014

There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning...
There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew.

Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by...
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle...
Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is the best one. -- Jack Hurley