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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 10, 2016


There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with...
There was a young lad name of Ward Who strung himself up with a cord Said he, of his work (Ere the rope snapped with a jerk) "I am leaving because I am bored." - E.A. Guest

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.

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