Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 9, 2016

"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global...
"But don't you worry, its for a cause -- feeding global corporations paws."

A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough,...
A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough, is able; But when everything's cleared, He gives way to the weird, As he lovingly busses each table.

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!