Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 25, 2016

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.

better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north...
better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus <north pole >town cat /etc/passwd >list ncheck list ncheck list cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist cat list | grep nice >giftlist santa claus <north pole > town who | grep...

The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.

There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when...
There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.

No group of professionals meets except to conspire against...
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large. -- Mark Twain