Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 21, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when...
There was a gay countess of Bray, And you may think it odd when I say, That in spite of high station, Rank and education, She always spelled cunt with a 'k'.

There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich...
There was a man from Mich. Who used to wish and wich. That spring would come So he could bum Around and go out fich.