Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 20, 2016

To envision how a 4-processor system running [SunOS] 4.1.x...
To envision how a 4-processor system running [SunOS] 4.1.x works, think of four kids and one bathroom. -- John DiMarco

An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, ...
An architect fellow named Yoric Could, when feeling euphoric, Display for selection Three kinds of erection- Corinthian, ionic, and doric.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...