Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 28, 2016

IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS;...
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some...
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.