Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 29, 2016

A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds Once swallowed...
A green-thumbed young farmer from Leeds Once swallowed a package of seeds. In a month, his ass Was covered with grass And his balls were grown over with weeds.

An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe...
An exotic young lady named Suki Once danced in a troupe of kabuki When asked for a fuck She said, "Solly, no luck-- See here: looky looky, no nuki "

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat...
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts...
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. -- Henry Adams

The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living...
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.

Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.